Big Zen Hats: Another Hatting"Edaniel, do we really need to bring gold every night?" Dinah asked.Big Zen Hats: Another Hatting by mychemicaldeviant
"Then do you have any idea how we can get $1500 by tomorrow?" Vincent replied.
"Why do you need to raise $1500," questioned Edrear.
We've run out of gold," Dinah explained, "The cheapest piece we could find costs $1700."
"Why don't you sell yum-yums," suggested Edaniel, "like chocolate cake or cups of noodles? The pretzel-man once sold me the best cup of noodles and the jammiest sammich ever."
"Why was a pretzel man selling cups of noodles?"
"He was engaging in a bit of side trade. He needed to get more snack-happy people to buy his products."
"Anyway," Vincent interjected, "We already did that. Five hours of work and we only made $200. Any other ideas?"
"What about a car wash?"
"Car wash," Vincent repeated.
"Yeah I just said that. People coming back from kayaking or their other super-duper activities are going to want their cars to be made clean and shiny."
"Should we?" Dinah asked Vincent.
Big Zen Hats:The Final HattingAnastasia Ruther died yesterday at the age of 49. The former tightrope-walker, who was crippled in a tragic accident which also took the life of her fiancé, died last night in her sleep. Police suspect foul play though, as she was so young and the child who was helping her, Lily Tulidge, was missing since this afternoon. Tulidge's sister claims that Ruther came back alone from her afternoon walk and told her that her sister was on her way home. Ruther has no surviving relatives, both parents are dead and her twin sister, Genevieve, died when they were 7 in an accident.Big Zen Hats:The Final Hatting by mychemicaldeviant
"Why do you think Edaniel told us to come back early today?" Vincent wondered as he and Dinah once again made they're way back to the mausoleum.
"I have no idea, but Edrear said the next vault was going to be important." Dinah replied. "I hope we finish soon."
"You still want to learn to ride the unicycle?"
"You still want to have that deli name a sandwich after you?" Dinah retorted.
MaskedHoisting up her dress so it tickled her ankles, Leslie walked up the steps with her high heels click-clacking all the way. The heavy material was smooth in her palms and she couldn't help but admire the beautiful way the colours shimmered under the streetlights. But still, it was annoying. For one that never wore dresses, this was a very new and awkward experience. Unfortunately, it was necessary. The Duke was coming tonight.
"Invitation please," the guard at the gate asked as Leslie reached the entrance. Dropping the silky layers of cloth, Leslie grabbed at the thing her boss had called a 'bag'.
But this just isn't a bag! Leslie grumbled to herself. Its the size of a bar of soap, in fact, I think a bar of soap is bigger!
"Here," she said forcing herself to smile and handed over the elegant cream invitation.
"Enjoy the festival, Miss Hale," the guard replied after a thorough examination of the card.
Just managing an ungainly curtsey, Leslie hurried through the
Nushi-ke likes to call herself a writer. So far no evidence to the contrary has come up. She spends her time being lazy, on the Internet or obsessing about USA network, Joel Mchale or Terry Pratchett. Her lifelong dream is to lead a munchkin/nijna monkey army into a fierce battle with a horde of zombies. She likes writing her own blurb becuase now she can refer to herself in the 3rd person and it looks completely normal.
Current Residence: Earth
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Whatever size I am
Print preference: I eh know
Favourite genre of music: Any kind but I guess rock
Favourite photographer: Dunno
Favourite style of art: manga, but I'll love it as long as it's good
Operating System: Huh?
MP3 player of choice: iPod, I just love them touch screens
Shell of choice: huh?
Wallpaper of choice: Red and black stripe
Skin of choice: IPod skin: Red or black or both
Favourite cartoon character: Chowder. Anime would have to be any wise-ass, alchol loving abusive bitch
Personal Quote: Old people shouldn't eat health food. They need all the preservatives they can get.